HOW TO BOOST YOUR LOVE LIFE!

BURST THROUGH YOUR PANTS IN 2 MONTHS

¡gracias a doctor mapache por esta propuesta!

DUBLIN

hey there, readers in DUBLIN? now coming to visit your town oct. 14th to 21st.
wanna go grab a pint? contact me: oezi@oezicomix.com.

SLAM YOUR FOOT LONG POLE IN HER

thanks, charlotte from berlin, germany!

MYSTERY-SPAM

folks! i have absolutely NO idea which spam inspired me to draw this a while ago!
still i decided to post it.
if anybody has a suiting title including "alien", "being", "laughing stock", "penis" or whatever else may seem creative, please leave a post!

STOCKHOLM

any readers in stockholm? coming to visit your town oct. 2nd to 6th.
free for a beer? contact me: oezi@oezicomix.com.

MORE FLESH ON YOUR POLE

guess you didn't see that one coming, doctor mapache! thanks for the suggestion!

BRITNEY SPEAR'S VAGINA SHOOTS DOWN AMERICAN SPY SATELLITE

sorry, can't find anymore who sent in this spam, thanks, whoever you are!

DEADLINE

folks, big-ass deadline coming up this friday, totally swamped with work. back soon!

ANGELINA JOLIE'S LIPS EXPLODE

thanks, TJ from bonn, germany!! :)

PARIS HILTON TOSSES DWARF IN THE STREET

thanks, tommy!!

CRAZY WOMAN GOES ON DOG SQUEEZING RAMPAGE

thanks, jeannette, sunnyvale, CA!

HOW TO GRAB BOOBIES

thanks to ilay!!

ANGLING FOR IRON ORE IN CHINA'S STREAMS

thanks to elli from bonn, germany, for leaving this SPAM-post-it on my desk!

PALE, HAIRLESS AND WOULD NEVER FIT IN ANYWAY

thanks to andy o.!

BREASTS BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD

WHO NEEDS SEX WHEN YOU CAN STEAL DNA?

thanks goes out to dan from richmond, ME!

BECOME A LOVEMAKING BEAST LIKE YOU NEVER EXPECTED

thanks, mackenzie from D.C., for sending this one in!

TEENAGE GIRL OBVIOUSLY HAVING AFFAIR WITH BAT

NO EXCUSES!

hi y'all!!

ok, there really is no excuse for not having posted anything in a month (not that i need one NOT to draw! ;) )
let's just say: LIFE happens sometimes, and after having had some friends over for some days, working a lot to pay off some bills, and travelling a bit it is now back to business, back to spam. here's a nice one to start the new session!

thanks for being patient!!
cheers,
özi

ANGELINA JOLIE SET TO DESTROY OWN VAGINA

thanks to grant for this submission!

POURING, TORRENTS OF RAIN ON A MOUNTAIN. THE MIGHTY THE DIFFERENT

thanks to jordi!

GROW A KANGAROO IN 2 WEEKS

thanks to yoshi from bukarest, romania and dave from philadelphia, US for this suggestion!

TREATMENT FOR TINY DINGDONGS

thanks to georg from goch, germany for this one!

MEGAN FOX SUMMER BIKINI SHOOT

thanks to yinnon from israel for this one!

THIS TREATMENT WILL MAKE YOUR LASSIE BOGGLE AT YOUR RENEWED DIMENSIONS!

thanks for this spam, homero from chile!

GOT SPAM?

well, as you, my loyal visitors, certainly have noticed, i should rename this blog to "aspamaweek". this is mostly due to the fact that i, apart from being a lazy bastard (which this project was supposed to cure in the first place), have grown a bit bored and hence unmotivated with the spam i keep receiving. there is only so much fun in enlargements and totally natural products. so i have decided to go one large step for humanity and actually ASK for more spam. this is my first official request for all of you fellow spam-sufferers out there to please pretty please SEND me your best spams, mail all you got to oezi@oezicomix.com.
just do me a favour and simply put "aspamaday" in the subject, so i can easily find your mails in my spam-filter!! if you want, add your name and hometown, that i may officially thank you for your suggestion.
so, go ahead, SPAM ME!!! who knows, maybe your spam will be the next to appear on aspamaday.com!!

ps.: it goes without saying that i only want AUTHENTIC spam, right? :)

BE ON TOP OF THE WORLD WITHIN WEEKS

DO YOU WANT SOMETHING REALLY HUGE INSIDE YOUR PANTS?

GAIN THAT EXTRA INCH OF POWER

NO MORE COMPLAINTS! ONLY BIG DUCK!

ANGELINA JOLIE REVEALS BUST IN MONACO

SHE GOT WET INSTANTLY

THOUSANDS OF MEN USE THIS

IT AIN'T NO FUN TILL YOU HAVE THE KANGAROO POUNDER - double feature A

i simply couldn't decide which version i liked better - so i did them both:

IT AIN'T NO FUN TILL YOU HAVE THE KANGAROO POUNDER - double feature B

COLLEGE GIRLS GONE WILD

NEXT BEST THING TO PORN

SHE SEES GREAT SCHLONGS ON THE SEASHORE, THE GREAT SCHLONGS SHE SEES, SHE CANT USE.

LARGER SIZE

although this title might very well come from a spam-mail, it is to make you, my dear readers, aware of the fact that i have decided to post the cartoons in a slightly larger yet much nicer format from now on. some have immense amount of details which just don't come through in 400x400px. just klick on the images on this page to see the larger images. (earlier posts will be replaced with larger images soon.)

UPDATE YOUR PENIS

BEING SMALL IS A CRIME

LONGER HARDER FIERCER BANGS

SHE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET HER HANDS OFF YOU FROM NOW

WOMEN LOVE WELL HUNG MEN

SHE WILL WRAP HER MOUTH AROUND YOU

BE THE LOCKER ROOM HERO

WORKING

i am currently working a lot on another project, but more spam will be coming up soon! i have tons of headlines on my to-do-list already, just waiting for that inspired moment to happen during a coffee-break. locker-room heroes will gain inches to quench gorgeous women's desires, i promise!

SHE WILL SQUIRT WITH YOU

YOUR LENGTH AND GIRTH ARE ASTRONOMICAL

FLY HER TO ORGASMIC WONDERLAND

VUTUEKUL

DON'T WASTE YOUR LIFE WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND

SPRING COLLECTION

TURN YOUR DWARF INTO A GIANT

SHE WILL RAISE HER EYEBROWS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SPAM!

SPAM actually has a birthday, and that was exactly 30 years ago, on may 3rd 1978!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
unfortunately, the subject "adrian@sri-kl" doesn't make for much of a cartoon, but hey, babies don't walk on their first day, either!
(thanks to neatorama for the link!)